its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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