i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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