I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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