Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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