I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
false alarm, still single
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