yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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