So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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