your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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