im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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