I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Randomize
