If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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