whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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