he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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