Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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