Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
