no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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