and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Please don't give away my fajitas
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