Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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