My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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