I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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