awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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