are you still at the devil's house?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
