Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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