I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Can I color on your dick again?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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