A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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