the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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