You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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