needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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