More tranny stories later!
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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