so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
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