sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
