? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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