that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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