your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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