I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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