Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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