His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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