Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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