11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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