I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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