Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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