I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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