Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
