plz talk dirty to me
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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