he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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