is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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