Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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