But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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