In the future we'll all be gay
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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