Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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