David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Randomize
