thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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